Randomness

My life, the people in it and any other shit I decide to throw at you.

Wednesday 30 January 2008

Don't blame me just because I am bored
I'm needy, I need to taste it all
Don't doubt me just because I am quiet
I'm thinking, thinking about it all

I'm helpless about the way of me
I'm thinking, thinking about it all
I'm sorting everything inside

I'm looking in the space
This time, this void
I'm making my way through the muddy minutes
The pull is in my muscle
The ache is in my bones
It's hard to be alone
(Breathe, breathe)
It won't be long now
(breathe, breathe)

See through me when I put up a fight
Like you to see the things I hide
Go deeper than I won't let you know
I'm frightened but I won't let it show

I'm helpless about the way of me
I'm thinking, thinking about it all
I'm sorting everything inside

I'm looking in the space
This time, this void
I'm making my way through the muddy minutes
The pull is in my muscle
The ache is in my bones
It's hard to be alone
(Breathe, breathe)
It won't be long now
(breathe, breathe)

Friday 25 January 2008

Smooth Criminal

Its been a shocking week. Last Thursday I went down with a bug that took until Monday night to clear, and then it vanished overnight completely. I spent 5 days feeling that every time I opened my mouth, spoke, breathed orally or swallowed, that I was about to spew. You know that feeling right before the retch, when you know its about 1.5 seconds away from Exorcist moments. .... but from Thursday onwards, no actual spewing occurred .. just that feeling. And a sore throat. And feeling like I could just happily sleep for 100 years. So last weekend wasn't great for me.
I did get quite a way through The Key to Time though.
Since then, I have had a new and rather brilliant Torchwood, cracked this weeks mission form the Torchwood online game, had another blood test to see if my Hepatitis vaccinations need boosters, been to see Enchanted and found it to be utterly utterly marvellous, Heath Ledger died and my first reaction was not shock or sadness (although they did follow) but 'holy shit, did they finish pick ups for Dark Knight?'
I have also been catching up The Mighty Boosh. Its my new fave thing, is Mighty Boosh. I have seen all of the third series, the live DVD, and bits of series 1 & 2 (the box set just arrived, so will finish those soon) and have tickets to see them in Cardiff in November. My favourite is The Moon. Go seek it out!
And joy and rapture ..... I now have the Twin Peaks Gold box set. Both seasons beautifully remastered and in 5.1 surround (not that Dan has fixed up our surround yet, I do keep asking. Don't be so fucking stupid, of course I cant do it myself), the original pilot - US and International versions, and a shit load of extras. Sure, its region1, but we have multi region players around the house, so its all good. Dan has never seen it, so I shall indoctrinate him. He will love it, or end up in the black lodge, forever.
And we had a bit of drama at work today. The entire first floor suddenly piled into comm prod gawking out of the window. I stood up (Leigh and I have the prime desks in the building views wise) to see a chav in the river and several policemen stood on the banks talking into their radios. The Chavatollah was lucky that the river has gone down, or he would have been swept off and I very much doubt he'd have lived. Still, as I said at the time, he is clearly a criminal or he would be running from the police so serves him fucking right. He made it to the waste land on the other side and slowly but surely made his way across to the railway line. All this time, one copper was stood by our side of the bank, reporting The Chavatollahs movements. He crossed the railway line, but was having problems traversing the fence .. and then had to cling to the fence for dear life as train went by. We could see him pressing himself close to the wires to avoid the train clipping him. It didn't. I was gutted. He just got over the fence in time as an officer of the law ran down the track towards him, spraying a mace or gas of some kind. He seemed too far away for it to do anything though. The lad then hid behind a car. With his chav white cap poking above it so clearly you couldn't have missed him. The policeman was a bit slower vaulting the fence (think Hot Fuzz ... Nick Frost's attempt, not Simon Pegg's and you're about there) but the lad seemed to have stopped running .... or was so thick he didn't see the copper coming. We could see the bobby shouting, and the lad hit the deck to be cuffed.
Graham has a mate on the force and rang to get the dirt on this one. Apparently, the gas was CS gas, or something, and had affected the Chavatollah. Hence impaired vision and getting caught. How did it not affect the policeman? he didn't have a mask or anythiung....... and after all this time, effort and money spent with cars, officers, equipment and the like, what was the heinous crime? he'd nicked a CD in Asda.
Be warned, crime doesn't pay.

Tuesday 22 January 2008

This is either going to be amazing or utter shite. Guess I'll find out Boxing Day

Monday 14 January 2008

Random Tyranny Isnt Easy.

Yes, the might of force that is Pete, Caroline and Rach descended on Cardiff this weekend.
We met up at the train station and due to comedy parking issues involving Dan not realising parking meters don't take notes, only coins, we had to squeeze all five of us into the car to find a spot to park. It wasn't too bad .... but The Waspinator doesn't like going over the ramps that full as it scrapes her undercarriage (ooh daughter).

A brief walk around the city, taking in various sites that featured recognisably in Doctor Who & Torchwood, a dive in Forbidden Planet and a very amusing troll around Habitat later, we hit the Hard Rock Cafe.

Now, i have to say, after eating at Hard Rocks the world over (well, London, Cardiff and Orlando) I am bit blase about them, but my guests seemed impressed at the venue. Until we tried to have a conversation and could barely hear over the rawk n roll. But when you went down from the restaurant to the bar, the decibels were distinctly less. I think they have wired the place up wrong. And of course, I get discount there for being a Real Radio employee, so five of us ate and drank for under 40 quid. GET IN!

The obligatory trip around Cardiff Bay followed. Including comedy posing with sonic and laser screwdrivers. I did wonder if I was boring the pants off them .... but by all accounts, they were loving it. At least i hope so.

Sunday I was suffering. I couldn't stay awake for more than 30 or 40 minutes all day. Bordering on narcolepsy! And now this morning, still as tired and grumbly of tum to boot. I am wondering of my migraines have evolved to being body ones rather than head ones .... its a possibility and to be honest, I can cope with being bollocksed and having the shits much better than the debilitating headaches.

And then, at 1.00 today, I have an interview for a part time job at a local cinema, to bump the income up a bit so we can afford holidays and the like. Fingers crossed. To this end, am working the David Tennant look of smart shirt and trousers with my converse and feeling quite marvellous. May adopt this full time.

Oh .. and almost forgot. Went along to Telstars for first time in months Friday night. New member popped along .... Conan! What a cracking name. He isn't some muscle bound warrior mind you, more of a geek chic type. With a very cute dimple in his chin. Had a brief chat with him and he seems really sweet. I have also been offered a small but delicious role in the play we are entering for the one act festival - you know, where I won an award last year ... did I mention I won an award? Oh ... 27 times? Anyhoo, this year its not a comedy but a very sweet and endearing three hander about two old sisters who live together and are being evicted from the family home into separate sheltered homes. Its truly heart breaking and I know that Teri will direct it brilliantly. I will play the inept social worker who tells them they are being re housed and not together. Cant wait.

Thursday 10 January 2008

Turning Japanese



Or

Monday 7 January 2008

Love of Monsters - Scripted!

Yes, the Doctor Who fan project I have been writing finally came together as a script on Saturday! Its been over a year in the planning - about 15 months from initial idea to finished script. I can now start filming and chucking on youtube - I shall then put each episode on here too.
I had way more material than I needed, for the first time ever. Due to my very poor concentration, I usually leave horrendous gaps in shit that I come up with and have plot holes and flaws beyond belief - but this time I have a full timeline, history and chronology for my character (its a one man show) carefully and intricately woven within the Whoniverse. Fuck I hate using that word ... the whole "x-verse" bollocks. You watch, I'll be saying Quadrilogy next.

Friday 4 January 2008

No Sleep Til Bedtime

I am really tired again. Why????
Granted, the last 48 hours has seen Dan down with a nasty bout of flu, so between me waking up to pee a few times a night and his coughing, my sleep is very interrupted at the moment. Then earlier in the week, I was finding it virtually impossible to fall asleep before about 2 or 3, which hasn't helped.
Luckily, thus far, I am sniffle free. I am thinking the last five months worth of vitamin b & c tablets with fruit juice and marmite on toast have helped.
Speaking of toast, I dusted off the bread maker this week. The recipe called for 750g of flour, but I couldn't be arsed to fish out the scales so used the full 1k bag and just added suitably more water and oil. It came out beautifully but there was a scary moment when i thought it was going to burst out of the machine as the dough expanded. Its all drama chez moi!

The weather forecast was snow. We have thick fog. Never trust the weatherman. Ever.

Thursday 3 January 2008

The Writers Strike - explained

A few people have been asking me what the strike is all about. This about sums it up ... in comedy!