This is the droid I am looking for

I want .... no .... I NEED one of these.
http://www.sfx.co.uk/page/sfx?entry=now_r2_d2_can_do

Willing to sleep with anyone and everyone to raise the cash.....................

Then of course, there is this load of old tat, which I also want for very different reasons.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/menu/swars.htm

I think if I was dispening sticky tape from there I'd pull that face too.