My life, the people in it and any other shit I decide to throw at you.

Wednesday, 6 February 2008


Barely have two mins to think at the moment, so posts will be sparse for the forseeable future But have this to amuse yourselves for 5 minutes.

Ive had Matt Damon*. He never called.
*legal - I havent had Matt Damon, its just a gag but Matt, I am open to the idea if you fancy a quick fuck sometime. I'll bottom and everything


  • At 4:06 am, Blogger Nabu San said…

    Holy crap muffins, I love that. TOTAL FITTY. #On the bedroom, on the floor...da di dum...mini bar...!# Kinda catchy, well - if you memorize the lyrics. Hilarious when they go all ghetto. Thanks for sharing(!)

  • At 10:32 am, Blogger Peter Pan said…

    My pleasure pumpkin!

  • At 6:37 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Love it! Matt Damon really should do comedy more often.

    John, Letchworth


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