My Time traveling Testicle

So, dunno if I mentioned it but I am going to see Madonna on sunday evening. There are 8 of us all told - Me, Dan (sorry, grammatically that should be Dan & I), Mark, Lyanne, Nerys, Danni, Maria and Gabs. So we are working out ways to get into Cardiff (we all live on the north side .. well I say all ... Mark & lyanne live in hertfordshire but will be at mine and Danni is coming from Swansea and meeting me at Real Radio where we both work). Based on the chaos that was the traffic in and out of town from the Take That gig last month, and it being a sunday its a given that its going to be gridlock. So train in ... no problem ... train home ... no chance. Last one is 10pm .. 10pm? What year is this exactly? Honestly, they go on about bringing stuff to Cardiff and raising the profile as its a capital city and blah and blah ... well lay one some decent fucking services then you numb nuts fuck wits. Sorry, but it does wind me up. So now it looks like we will have to get people to come all the way in to pick us up ... and still get stuck in traffic. Now, at this point you are quite probably saying 'drive you lazy hoohoo' but anyone who has ever been in a car with me knows my road rage .. so the hell in, the mare parking, the extortionate fees, the mare out ... its just not worth peoples lives.

In other news, while queuing at Tesco today the lady commented on my Decepticon tee shirt. She was good - not only did she recognise it as Decepticon we managed to hold a conversation about the merits of Optimus Prime as leader against Rodimus or Ultra Magnus. You don't expect this when you are purchasing from a middle aged lady and all you wanted was a chicken Caesar wrap and some grapes.

I also checked my bank balance today .. a payment from a point of sale yesterday has gone through for 64.45. I didn't take my wallet out yesterday and have been wracking my brains to think what I have on order... Its not my Fame season 1, Cybill series 2, V for Vendetta (altho that has been processed separately) .. so I am guessing that it must be the combined order for my Tardis play set and Cyberman helmet voice changer. Hope so. I could do with wandering around caerphilly asda trying to delete or upgrade the inbreed that get in my way.

Oh .. And I bet you're wondering about the time traveling testicle? My mobile is ususally in my pocket. The text alert is the tardis materialising sound ... so I tell people its my time traveling testicle coming back..... Aren't you glad you know that?